Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Dear Laozhabor...

Why not opening an MSN account?
Learning to blog already killing me, I will say NO to MSN.

Where is Jingjing's stall?
It's at Woodlands Centre Hawker.

Who is your god-son and god-daughter?
They refuse to show themselves, just leave them alone.

Is Jinging my only friend?
Of course not. But not all of my friends agree to appear in my blog.

Do you have a family?
Yes I do. I would like to keep my family background as private. Just make believe Laozhabor only got one god-son and one god-daughter.

I don't understand your rap cos' it's in Chinese.
I will ask my god-daughter to insert subtitles to the rap video. I will ask her to post it up once ready.

I hope my grandma/grandpa is like you.
Try teaching them how to blog like the way my god-daughter taught me. You never try, how you know they can't do it?

Please do breakdance in your MV.
Are you trying to murder me?

Lastly,

girlinlove said...
laozhabor ,i gt a problem . i like a boy in my class but he already like some one . wad should i do ?? i really like him but he already likes some1 else .pls tell me wad i should do ...

Dear girlinlove,
How old are you? Are you too young to fall in love? Anw, it's not wrong to like someone. Have you ever tell him you like him? If you have no guts to open up, then it's just too bad you have to continue liking him at one corner. Actually try to enjoy the moment of secretly admiring someone. Everyone went thru this. You will miss this kind of feel when you grow older (I mean ... real old). Lastly, if he doesn't sees in you, he got bad taste. Don't bother to waste your time with him anymore.

43 comments:

Anonymous said...

OMG aunt agony eh? HAHA =) who was that retarded?? asking u to do break dance for your MV? WT
-MAW

26 yrs old accountant said...

oh my god! You are aunty agony now and your reply is sooooo funny! Hehe.

Anonymous said...

when's the time excatly to love?

~LiJing~ said...

Hello! It's me agn! (:
I like ur words that u told girlinlove!
Cool counselling aunty!! (:

shing said...

wah laozhabor!
i love youuu man, you are the hippest elderly i have ever seen!

now you still can be love clinic doctor, really peifu ~ :)

CONTINUE BLOGGING! LOVE YOUR POSTS!

Anonymous said...

hey auntie my face very small le any idea how to my my chin sharp and mAKE my face long? can someone give me comment pls how ???

怦怦说 said...

Wah!

1st comment today.

So u had set up a helping corning. Well, that is good. With your years of experience, it is certainly a GREAT idea.

Jia You!

yun said...

((: you rocks.

hypertension said...

Haha... Your replies are really one of a kind. But I like it!!! XD

Anonymous said...

your reply is so cute! haha

peewee said...

Cool ah ma!!

Anonymous said...

Hey I love your bloG. And In this particular post U're English is absolutely prefect! Keep it Up.
Keep BLocking~

Anonymous said...

im hopig i rock.

Anonymous said...

maybe u can try dancing for your mtv. those cha cha kind.

conan_cat said...

laozhabor doing answer sections... i think you can open a weekly column that people can ask questions and opinions from you XD

anyway, aiyar u can do breakdance de lar~~ try la~~~

-saintcat- *meow* said...

i love tis post da most. =D

felicia said...

LOL. YOU ROCK MAN. can give advice also...not bad.

Anonymous said...

erm.. then when is ur MV goin to be ready??

Anonymous said...

laozhabor, i m in uni n the prof is super anti-me...he shd teach me how to continue my proj becoz he is my supervisor...but he anti-me! aunty, plz help me!

hyod said...

laozhabor...i bought I NOT STUPID 2 VCD oso!!! I now everyday oso watching it...so nice...u can come visit my blog ...in chinese one...i got write a bit abt the I NOT STUPID 2 drama...:)...so cooL! LMAO!

Snow Prissy said...

Wah Auntie, got ppl ask you abt BGR also ah... Can I ask you how to become a celebrity also ah? Hahahahaha.... I also wanna act in Jack Neo's show ah... Hehehehe... Anyway, do keep blogging, I love reading it.

http://www.snowprissy.blogspot.com

Lene said...

WWWHHHOOOOAAAAaa AH MA!!!!! how u know all those questions u posted r in my head when i started reading ur blog?? hehehe....nice to know a little bit more about u!!!!!! i love JUST FOLLOW LAW, IT'S DAMN HILARIOUS!!!! especially at the shot u r using ur Apple notebook to tell the world tat u own a blog~~!!! ;)

i'll b going spore real soon :D but don worry, im not those kind of "mad" FANS who will scare u to faint when i c u. but i wish at least i can c u some where on the street of spore perhaps hehehe...

Take Care~!!! God Bless~~!!

Anonymous said...

Love Counsellor... You are gr8 man!

sun-yanzi said...

u very cute leh..whahaa

Dawn said...

hehe, thanks for the FAQs... they really did answer most of the questions I wana ask ... its nice of you to play aunt agony also to young ppl who need help ... I think your advise is pretty useful... like what sum1 had say here, maybe U can have a weekly column for those who need ur advise?

PS: Still waiting for ur MV, ask director Neo to faster make U one leh ... =)

[K]e[L] said...

hey LaoZhabor!! i simply love ur rap!!! keep it up! hee...

Anonymous said...

are u really fann's mum?

Anonymous said...

are you dear kelly?

girlinlove said...

thank u 4 ur advice laozhabor ... i'll think bout all ur words....

Anonymous said...

blogging is indeed taxing but msn is not, and it's not hard at all, go get it, and when u do,ADD ME!

lol(trsut me, it's as addictive as mahjong)

girlinlove said...

thank u 4 ur advice laozhabor .i'll think about it ... i just hope the boy will notice me ... XD

girlinlove

Anonymous said...

aunty..i believe ur god daughter help you to type all this rite?hehee..im jus guessing..

irress'blejuUu said...

This is the first time i visit your blog! OMG this is a job well done! You simply rocks. Thumbs up.

and by the way. better to be older like 20 and above. to fall in love. you tend to see things clearly. Not like teenagers anyhow go stead. Its silly.

AUNTIE YOU ROCKS! v(^,^)

piNg said...

hello.....your posts are really very interesting to read....good job...

but i'm really very curious how come your english so good and you know how to use young pple's lingo? You speak english from young?? :)

do answer my question~~

jia youz...

Anonymous said...

YOYOYOYO! I CNT BELIEVE U CN TYPE SO PROFOUND ENGLISH!! NICE~ KEEP IT UP WITH UR RAP TOO!!!! BREAK DANCE WILL CRACK UR BONES HOR SO DUN SACRIFICE FOR OUR ENTERTAINMENT! POST SUMORE LOVE UR POSTS LA! :) BTW UR GOD - DAUGHTER HELPED U ALOT , THATS NICE OF HER!

jackneosux said...

ermm, are u a licensed counsellor?
if not, dun destroy lives, thanks.

Anonymous said...

wow. is cool! do continue blogging don't b upset with those bad comment. do what u like! =D smile

beggar said...

please i beg u to make a MSN account!!!!!!

mysteryX said...

you rock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

wahh. so you are the 1st aunty that so farr that CAN BLOGG I THINK ! UU roCK! ((:

Junwei said...

You are my idol Lao Zha bor... i'm only 21, but i want to be 18 at heart forever too... Cheers for youth at heart and happiness...

lemonade, 49 said...

dear madam,

this is the first time i am reading your blog. i think it is great! And Jack Neo's blog too. You are an encouragement to all older women that we can still find time to do many, many wonderful things everyday. Keep it up !

ongpohhua's daughter(: said...

lols.didnt know you've got a blog.cool man!(: