Thursday, December 04, 2008

Jokes 笑话

对不起,最近没有update我的blog. 有些读者希望我可以多写一些,我会尽量。也希望大家如果看到有什么好笑、好玩、好看的东西,留言和大家分享。这样这个blog就比较热闹。不然好像是我自己说,自己爽。最近在网上看到几个笑话,在这里和你们分享。

1)主席 - 主要工作是休息
总裁 - 总是害人无辜被裁
老板 - 老在公司看天花板
经理 - 经常走动找人修理
主管 - 主要任务尽量少管
员工 - 原来只有我在做工

2)一只小狼崽出生就吃素,爸妈绞尽脑汁训练狼崽捕猎。这天,看见狼崽狂追一兔子,狼爸狼
妈心怀大慰。却见小狼崽它抓住兔子后,凶相毕露地说:小子,快把胡萝卜交出来!

3)推销员正在派发传单,但路人不予理睬,忽从远处跑来一人,问推销员要了很多传单,推销
员正高兴,却见那人飞快跑进不远处的厕所......

4)男人:我老婆失踪了,请帮助寻找一下吧!
警察:她有什么特征?
男人:个不高挺胖,有些秃顶,鼻子特别大。
警察:那你还找她干嘛?

5)我在侨校教中文,学生中有不少正戴着牙箍接受牙齿矫正。有一次,我问道: “父母亲现在
花很多钱替你们矫正牙齿,将来父母亲老了,你们就花钱替他们镶假牙,这种情况叫什
么?”学生们异口 同声:“以牙还牙!”

觉得好笑,请留言。我会找更多笑话让大家开心,开心

49 comments:

ShaWn low said...

很好笑啊!!!
請問 你 有 shawnlee 李創銳的 新blog 嗎? please 幫我 我找了 很久 都找不到 他的 blog

khai liang said...

auntie,

i m 1st time here to visit yr blog. Yr blog is so cool. much better than mine.

when i read yr blog onli i knew tat u were blogging too. havent imagine bout tat before. I like to watch u in Singapore movie.

*cheers* have a nice day.

Anonymous said...

謝謝你的笑話哦!
很好笑咧...^^

by lynn

菜鸟是什么来的? said...

不错不错~

果然令我眉开眼笑的笑话~

谢谢~

期待下次更多的笑话噢~

^^

烦恼的哥哥 said...

好笑到~
希望你有更多笑话给我们看~
谢啦~

Jessica said...

LOL! I like the last joke! {x

-JoJo- said...

员工 - 原来只有我在做工

好笑的呢~

娃娃 Ai said...

哈哈哈哈!
很可爱噢! (:
Lao Zha Bor, 继续加油!

Anonymous said...

hi laozhabor!
watching i not stupid too!
(ya, so late hor!)
very funny. your acting is good.

Anonymous said...

I seldom leave comments, but I must tell you that you are doing a great job in blogging! Keep it up!
Remember that whatever you do, there will be fans supporting you all the way!
I appreciate the joke post! Do post more! ^__^ Jiayou!

angela4k said...

ur jokes are great.
and its great to see u putting effort for ur readers.
thanks and pls do not stop..

*hope u have a fabulous everyday*
take care!! =)

New Me said...

好笑是好笑之不过我的华文太差了首义有的华文字忘了或不知到

apologies said...

haha ur jokes very funny... y dunt u place a cbox so everyone can leave a tag b4 leaving...?

LeeChien said...

hahaha.. i like the first joke!

Anonymous said...

nice joke...
keep it up...

eNeN_6564 said...

hehe~your jokes really nice and enjoyable...do post more ya~gambateh ^^

Shan Qin said...

It's really funny! Thanks for sharing with us =)

老查某 said...

谢谢大家的支持!我会继续找出一些笑话和大家分享。我没有什么msn, facebook, friendster.一个blog已经很没有空了,多一点我就变“笑"查某了。

Shannon said...

lol

Valencia said...

I recently came accross your blog and have been reading along. I thought I would leave my first comment. I dont know what to say except that I have enjoyed reading. Nice blog. I will keep visiting this blog very often.


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Anonymous said...

write more about your own life la! den more like online diary ma..

...无聊小鬼头... said...

haha... very cute lo ...

Jordan Chen said...

You are one awesome lau zha bor!!!

I never though u really have this blog when u mentioned it in one of the movie ^_^

MingHui said...

Hello, the jokes are hilarious.
However there are something i dont understand):
Thanks a billion for uploading those jokes! :D

david santos said...

Vey nice work!
Have a nice week!

peiqi. said...

nice jokes!
keep it up.


loves,
peiqi.

Anonymous said...

I don't understand Chinese . Can you translate them to English instead ? Thanks (:

老查某 said...

okkok...give me some time to translate the joke to English ok..but I scared meaning not there liao..but I'd try ok...wait hor..

WanYen said...

hahax. i like the 1st and gonna post it on my blog to share with others. smile.

❤°º¤ø„¸ cloud princess ¸„ø¤º°❤ said...

lols ! very funny ! keep going ! :P

weesen said...

哈哈...非常搞笑!!! 这个blog很赞!

绿禾 said...

哈!哈!你的笑话很新鲜,又有趣,我会常常来走走!

Ron said...

Laozhabor, Saw ur blog cause my frewnd hav link you .
Wahhs, nicenice !
Continue to blog more things, yeah ? Anyway, you're cute :D
Take careee !

Anonyingman said...

HEY! your role in the LITTLE NYONYA very funny lor! like your 'son' so filial you call him 不孝子(unfilial son).. LOL!

❤°º¤ø„¸ cloud princess ¸„ø¤º°❤ said...

wow ! so many comments ! but to bad ... i can only read alitter bit but udderstant a litter bit too ..:( nvm ... but keep the doing !

btw ... why i can't foolow this blog har ?

sc0tty- said...

i try my best to translate the chinese from google site but my firefox brower handed halfway..gee..how about posting some english joke..thanks

Btw mdm laozhabor the month results for the best of blogs2008 for november has moved to this site under this public section [http://forums.sgfriends.net/forumdisplay.php?f=62] you can take a look.

Hazel♥ 傻傻de丑小鸭 said...

你这么爱讲笑话.
怪不得心还是那么的年轻. =)

Anonymous said...

can u tell me where u find the xiao hua?

existed GURL said...

haha very funny leh .... this is the third time i visit yr blog . jia you !!!

Frost Joker said...

Walao very funny!!!

Ivan Koay Thian Siang said...

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Yisin * said...

Damn funny!!!!!
write more pleas!!!!!
love u ^*^

byrheea said...

Great jokes, great blog. Thanks for sharing! All the best in your tv shows and movies. :)

Rheea

jessiie said...

經理~经常找人修理~
哈哈xD
xjessiex

Anonymous said...

Mavis said...

Your jokes is fantastic....good....

lonelymunmunluvu said...

this is so funny hv more jokes ma ?
because is very very very fun !!!

lonelymunmunluvu comment

wern said...

lao zha bor 不介意吧?!
可以叫我写blog吗??
还有你的笑话真的好好笑。。。

wern said...

lao zha bor 不介意吧?!
可以叫我写blog吗??
还有你的笑话真的好好笑。。。

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